Life at 13 MPH...

Well, he his dressed quite modestly all things con...

2009-11-10T20:43:33.269-06:00

Well, he his dressed quite modestly all things considered.

Ring of Fire baby, Many times have I blacked out w...

2009-10-01T13:30:08.736-06:00

Ring of Fire baby, Many times have I blacked out with my Sack out due to that little magic drink

...a parking lot, or even more ironically for Les'...

2009-10-01T11:38:21.979-06:00

...a parking lot, or even more ironically for Les's lounge, some type of health clinic.

http://www.dailycuteness.com/cutest-hot-dog.html t...

2009-09-30T09:13:25.923-06:00

http://www.dailycuteness.com/cutest-hot-dog.html
this photo is questionable at best.
-ster

Beatles version is way better.

2009-09-29T19:18:07.155-06:00

Beatles version is way better.

Do you get a race discount AND the AARP discount o...

2009-06-29T10:07:02.115-06:00

Do you get a race discount AND the AARP discount on hotels at geriatric Nats?

congrats on the team win, looking forward to the rest of the recap.

even a broken watch is right twice a day. Nice wor...

2009-04-20T20:19:00.000-06:00

even a broken watch is right twice a day. Nice work Cap'n. You the man. Bring it to those bitches.

yo, i'm happy to hear that you gots yourself a res...

2009-04-20T16:08:00.000-06:00

yo, i'm happy to hear that you gots yourself a result. i was worried that you were goin be doin too much work hauling around the elite team to take it to the limit. congrats on the podium.
-ster

I smell a 40 oz in your future. Congrats!

2009-04-20T03:44:00.000-06:00

I smell a 40 oz in your future.

Congrats!

sweeeeeeeet

2009-04-19T22:42:00.000-06:00

sweeeeeeeet

Word on the street is that Chodroff is actually a ...

2009-04-12T18:19:00.000-06:00

Word on the street is that Chodroff is actually a good person to get in a break with... akin to getting in a break with 'druber.

I definitely owe you an email, btw. It's on the way, I'm just lazy.

Hope you are doing well, pushing big dubyas, and enjoying life.

I pissed all over my bootie on Sunday and thought ...

2009-04-08T21:49:00.000-06:00

I pissed all over my bootie on Sunday and thought of you.

The new bike can't possibly have a bigger head tub...

2009-04-01T00:39:00.000-06:00

The new bike can't possibly have a bigger head tube than Storcks.

About time captain. Did they tell you that you are...

2009-03-31T19:33:00.000-06:00

About time captain. Did they tell you that you are too old to race Collegiate? Cause you are.

By the way, here is a joke: A guy is in a bus station, and goes into the men's room to piss. When he walks in he sees a leprechaun with the most enormous dick he had ever seen. As he pees, he cannot avoid spying on the giant member of the tiny man dressed in green. The leprechaun zips up and the man asks him if he is indeed a real leprechaun.

The little man says, "Aye me boy, I'm a leprechaun, and I can grant you three wishes."

"Oh neat," comes the reply, "What do I need to do?"

"Well, havin' such a large cock makes it a bit awkward with the ladies, the thing not fittin' and all... I'll grant you your three wishes if you wouldn't mind suckin' me dick until I come." The man is a bit taken aback, but agrees, because he knows he can wish for anything he wants later. After the green man has come, he starts to walk away.

The guy says, "Hey, what about my three wishes?" The leprechaun asks, "How old are you me boy?"

"25," he says.

"Aren't you a bit too old to still be believin' in leprechauns?"

yo, when are you gonna man up and throw your two n...

2009-03-01T21:20:00.000-06:00

yo, when are you gonna man up and throw your two new whips onto this blog. that would be an update.
-ster

post pics o' your new frame. i hear its got a beau...

2009-02-18T21:25:00.000-06:00

post pics o' your new frame. i hear its got a beautiful paint job.
-ster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdaAWFoWr2cReal Tal...

2009-02-10T20:47:00.000-06:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdaAWFoWr2c
Real Talk

More Later?It's definitely later...when do we get ...

2009-01-09T06:24:00.000-06:00

More Later?It's definitely later...when do we get more?

That reminds me, I am thirsty.-Erik

2008-12-16T17:44:00.000-06:00

That reminds me, I am thirsty.
-Erik

Dude - that reminds me. I should start training......

2008-12-14T23:49:00.000-06:00

Dude - that reminds me. I should start training...

That pumpkin rolls looks delicious. I'd like to ta...

2008-12-08T17:09:00.000-06:00

That pumpkin rolls looks delicious. I'd like to take it out to dinner, a movie, then spend the rest of the night by the fire making sweet love to it.

Do they have chocodiles out your way?

2008-11-28T12:56:00.000-06:00

Do they have chocodiles out your way?

You should always carry at least 3 bars that are 2...

2008-11-25T17:52:00.000-06:00

You should always carry at least 3 bars that are 250+ cal each!

Oh wait, maybe that's more of a B&B thing. Hmmm.

heh heh heh.

2008-11-24T16:09:00.000-06:00

heh heh heh.

Reminds me of the time I went for a 2 hours ride i...

2008-11-20T09:51:00.000-06:00

Reminds me of the time I went for a 2 hours ride in Wisconsin in the middle of the winter. I think it was literally 3 degrees out with the windchill. When I was done I stood in a scalding hot shower eating a bowl of oatmeal and shivering uncontrollably.