As seen on the local listserv...

What follows is a posting and the response to a fairly innocuous question posted on the local bike racing mailing list.

On Jan 20, 11:08†am, [name removed] wrote:

> Hi.† Can anyone recommend an internist or dermatologist? †I have been

shopping for a new internist but I have an immediate need for saddle sores.†

I live in Bethesda so something close to the area would be ideal.† Thanks.

Reply:

contact [name of Doctor]. he no longer rides but he enjoys that type of stuff.

Perhaps it is in my head, but I got a good chuckle. This Doctor is a pretty sick puppy if he enjoys looking at festering pustules located on some dude's taint, AKA sandbar, AKA tween etc.